Funny Wooden Ahole Sign: Laser Engraved Office Decor

Laser -engraved wooden badge sign that proudly reads “Certified Asshole – Available 24/7.” Crafted from 6mm thick wood and precision cut for a crisp, polished look, this piece measures 6x7 or 8x9 inches — perfect for hanging in an office, garage, man cave, or anywhere that needs a dose of humor.

Each sign is made from natural wood, meaning the grain and tone will vary slightly, giving every piece a unique character. No hanging hardware is included, allowing you to display it however you like — lean it on a shelf, prop it up, or add your own hooks.

***** We also offer a 3mm approximately 3x3 magnet ******